Happy Easter. Connor got a giant basket of cheap, lead based toys from China! Plus some "fun size" packages of candy with about 3 pieces each that were fresh sometime back when Charles in Charge was a first-run program!
Wesley, however, got the following form letter from the Easter Bunny.
Dear Mr. Nix,
As you may be aware, our contract with you expired on your 12th birthday. We have enjoyed our relationship and wish you continued success in your future endeavors. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, please accept the enclosed gift certificate as a token of our esteem.
Sincerely,
E.P. Bunny
Easter P. Bunny, CEO
Easter Bunny Productions
“We get it hoppin’”
It's sad when it happens to someone you know.
Oh yeah, I'm writing for Gawker now
14 years ago
3 comments:
You are so cruel.... but he had it coming. *Note to self, save letter for when Ellie is 12.
Ellie's not gonna buy that crap. Do you want the eyebrow? DO YOU??
Oh that's just rich. The bastard never sent me a letter, he just stopped turning up!
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