Wisdom from a father to his oldest son...

On the topic of developing good grooming habits with the onset of puberty

"Clean your chassis cause you smell like Lassie"
- P.C. Nix

That bitch WISHES she was me

Do you think Angelina Jolie ever spends Tuesday afternoon arguing with one of her kids about whether or not Jedi are allowed to show their nipples*? How about scraping dog shit out of their sneakers with a bamboo kebob stick?

No? Just me then.

* The discussion arose when Connor came downstairs in a Harry Potter costume robe, no shirt, Batman underwear & last years clone trooper mask- yelling 'I'm a Jediiiiii! Diiieeeee!'. I told him I was almost positive the Jedi were forbidden to show their nipples in public. I stand by that statement.

Stupidest hurricane headline of the season (so far)

The award goes to Reuters UK for this geography ignorant gem

Bertha to remain out of Gulf of Mexico this week

Oh, do you think? Considering it's in the Central Atlantic and expected to pass about 800 miles from the east coast of Florida? Well spotted there.

Also this;

While a hurricane does not form in the Atlantic every year in July,

No shit? Wow. That's some hard edged reporting, Captains Obvious.

I know this news agency is based in the United Kingdom and shouldn't be expected to care about the finer points but....damn ya'll, get a map.

Source
http://uk.reuters.com/article/burningIssues/idUKN0739701820080707