Do you think Angelina Jolie ever spends Tuesday afternoon arguing with one of her kids about whether or not Jedi are allowed to show their nipples*? How about scraping dog shit out of their sneakers with a bamboo kebob stick?
No? Just me then.
* The discussion arose when Connor came downstairs in a Harry Potter costume robe, no shirt, Batman underwear & last years clone trooper mask- yelling 'I'm a Jediiiiii! Diiieeeee!'. I told him I was almost positive the Jedi were forbidden to show their nipples in public. I stand by that statement.
Oh yeah, I'm writing for Gawker now
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