Adventures in (bad) parenting part two, electric boogaloo

I ran out of t.p. this morning, so I go to the stairs & yell down to Wes "Honey, throw me some toilet paper! Hurry! I have to pee" to which he asks me "Why do you need toilet paper if you're just peeing?"

Now at this point I could've
a) taken the time to (generally) explain the female anatomy and the difference between urinating standing up v. sitting down or
b) tell him to go ask his father.

Three guesses which one I chose- keeping in mind it's my freaking day off too & I just dont. have. the. strength.
So, I'm in the bathroom and I hear my college educated husband yell "You guys need toilet paper when you pee? For real?"

For reals, ya'll.